Ascended Before My Butt Warmed, System Please Slow Down

After transmigrating to the cultivation world, while others starve and meditate, Yun Xiao sleeps and mocks the techniques, yet his cultivation surges. His system forces ruthless internal competition: cursing it speeds up, reading novels triggers enlightenment, and getting beaten causes breakthroughs! He repairs broken techniques, clashes with ancient formations, and dominates the Demon Heaven Sect's leader, enjoying full-auto cultivation. With the fallen Empress's soul and tamed beast minions, he transforms from a useless outer sect disciple into the sect's savior. This system-driven, laid-back cultivation story delivers anti-cliché humor and stress relief.