Hilarious Cultivation: Master's Artifacts Are Weird

Li Hanzhou just won a lottery with 30 million but accidentally transmigrated to the declining Xuantian Realm. Taking over the dilapidated Changsheng Temple as a substitute master uncle, he struggles with his poor cultivation potential. Determined to ascend and return home, he cultivates three disciples by crafting magical artifacts. However, his creations are bizarre: the soul-snare bell forces demonic factions into chaos, the seven-treasure gourd stores clothes, and pills have absurdly precise effects, constantly causing comedic disasters in the sect. Beyond the chaotic daily life of teacher and students, these ridiculous artifacts inadvertently stir the conflict between immortals and demons, accidentally revealing the hidden truths behind transmigration and ascension.