Born Immortal: I Really Don't Want to Cultivate

After rebirth, he learns the truth about ascension. To avoid becoming food for foreign demons and gods, he suppresses the rebellious cultivation power of his ancient immortal body and accidentally summons the divine beast White Tiger as a 'spiritual energy container.' He intended to lie flat, cultivate, and earn money for retirement, but his unique constitution makes him a perfect vessel for the Demon Clan, forcing him into conflict. Along the way, he meets the Azure Dragon, awakens the Black Tortoise, and rescues the Vermilion Bird, gathering the four divine beasts to aid him. United with righteous forces like the Bright Moon Sect and the Setting Sun Mountain, he feigns weakness and laughs off adversity in a hilarious comeback. Brewing spirit drinks with divine beast tails and using artifacts as ticklers, he appears laid-back, but steps forward when his master is in danger or the world suffers.